Category: Left Field

It’s those things that aren’t main stream, but I find them interesting or just generally great, enjoy!

Meet the Two AI Companies Competing to Remove You From Work (Politely)

Every industry has its rivals. Coke vs Pepsi.iPhone vs Android.And now, in enterprise AI: Alignexa Systems vs WhisperLoop Technologies. Both companies insist they are “improving organisational efficiency”.Both deny they are in direct competition.Both are solving the same problem: how to get rid of employees without anyone senior feeling weird about it. They just disagree on … Continue reading Meet the Two AI Companies Competing to Remove You From Work (Politely) →

AttritionSoft™: The New Era of Quiet Layoffs

Photorealistic image of a demotivated office worker wearing a headset during a video call, with subtle sound wave visuals symbolising a silent AI-driven layoff system in a modern corporate office.

AttritionSoft™ is a covert system trialled in companies to subtly encourage voluntary employee resignations, avoiding the discomfort of layoffs. It integrates into communication tools, sending low-volume prompts to foster self-doubt and apathy. This approach circumvents termination records, leaving companies with cleaner reporting while raising ethical concerns around manipulation and accountability.

AlignBot™: The AI That Forces Employees to Prove Alignment in Meetings

Alignexa Systems has announced a new addition to its growing suite of executive-support tools, and this one finally answers a question nobody asked out loud: What if meetings were also performance reviews? In real time. With consequences. The new product, called AlignBot™, works alongside LayoffBot™ and is designed to “increase engagement, accountability, and alignment during … Continue reading AlignBot™: The AI That Forces Employees to Prove Alignment in Meetings →

Panic Reframe™: Rethinking Emergencies in the Workplace

ClarifiCorp™’s next beta feature is more ambitious — and now available in both software and physical form. It’s called Panic Reframe™. And it doesn’t stop emergencies.It relabels them. The Button Panic Reframe™ appears in two places: A large red button inside meetings (next to “Raise Hand”) A physical button mounted near fire alarms in some … Continue reading Panic Reframe™: Rethinking Emergencies in the Workplace →

The Meeting That Never Ends: ClarifiCorp’s CTE Explained

ClarifiCorp™ has launched a beta feature called Corporateness Threshold Enforcement (CTE) for its ClarifiCorp Live™ platform, preventing meetings from ending until a minimum corporate language score is achieved. This has led to absurdly extended meetings, with participants hospitalised from exhaustion, as the focus shifts from decisions to maintaining proper corporate jargon, leaving many confused and disoriented.