LONDON, UK – July 26, 2025 — In a groundbreaking application of both quantum mechanics and creative accounting, InfiniteCorp PLC, a British-registered, reality-fluid megafirm, has declared itself simultaneously taxable and tax-exempt in all known dimensions—effectively nullifying its entire tax burden in the UK. “We’ve realised that by operating in a superposition of financial states, we … Continue reading Infinite Corporation Claims Tax Using Schrödinger’s Equation, Citing “Simultaneous Profit and Loss in All Universes”
Month: July 2025
Tech Company Sees Stock Surge After Layoffs, CEO Decides to Fire Everyone Including Himself To Send Share Price Into Orbit
In a bold move to maximise shareholder value, Dynexia Corp fires every employee and collapses into a singularity of profitability. Analysts call it “the logical endgame of capitalism.”