AI Tic Syndrome: Why Some CEOs Are Quietly Entering Executive Recovery Facilities

Corporate executive sitting inside a modern wellness facility reacting nervously to the letters AI on screens

A dark satirical look at executives developing uncontrollable AI obsessions, strange language tics, and quiet corporate recovery programmes.

Being Ignored as a Service: The New Shareholder Priority Stack

Photorealistic software product box for “Being Ignored as a Service” featuring a businesswoman making a W shape with her fingers in a dark corporate setting

Being Ignored as a Service imagines a corporate system where executives filter out employee concerns and public criticism to prioritise shareholder confidence above everything else.

Alignexa Launches Being Stupid As A Service (BSaaS) For Executive Leadership Teams

Corporate executives using Being Stupid As A Service dashboards inside a futuristic boardroom

Alignexa has unveiled Being Stupid As A Service, a dystopian executive platform designed to remove complexity, accountability and critical thinking from modern leadership.