The Meeting That Never Ends: ClarifiCorp’s CTE Explained

ClarifiCorp™ has launched a beta feature called Corporateness Threshold Enforcement (CTE) for its ClarifiCorp Live™ platform, preventing meetings from ending until a minimum corporate language score is achieved. This has led to absurdly extended meetings, with participants hospitalised from exhaustion, as the focus shifts from decisions to maintaining proper corporate jargon, leaving many confused and disoriented.