ClarifiCorp™’s next beta feature is more ambitious — and now available in both software and physical form.
It’s called Panic Reframe™.
And it doesn’t stop emergencies.
It relabels them.
The Button
Panic Reframe™ appears in two places:
- A large red button inside meetings (next to “Raise Hand”)
- A physical button mounted near fire alarms in some offices
The label reads:
REFRAME EVENT
Pressing it does not alert anyone.
It translates.
What Happens When You Press It
When Panic Reframe™ is activated, ClarifiCorp Live™ immediately intervenes.
Urgent language is suppressed.
Emotion is downgraded.
Specifics are replaced with frameworks.
For example:
Someone shouts:
“There’s a fire!”
Panic Reframe™ outputs:
“We’re currently experiencing a heat-adjacent environmental escalation.”
Someone says:
“The server is down and customers are losing data!”
Panic Reframe™ outputs:
“We’ve identified a transient service availability opportunity impacting select stakeholders.”
Someone panics:
“We need to evacuate!”
Panic Reframe™ outputs:
“Let’s explore alternative spatial engagement options.”
Why It Exists
According to ClarifiCorp™, emergencies often “derail alignment”.
“Panic introduces tone variance.
Tone variance reduces executive confidence.”
Panic Reframe™ ensures that even in moments of crisis, the organisation maintains composure, vocabulary, and brand consistency.
Early Feedback
Employees testing the feature had mixed reactions.
“I pressed it by accident,” one said.
“The building was filling with smoke, but the meeting felt calmer.”
Another noted:
“No one knew what to do.
But everyone sounded very senior.”
In one case, the physical Panic Reframe™ button was pressed instead of the fire alarm.
ClarifiCorp™ classified the incident as:
“A communication routing preference.”
ClarifiCorp™ Statement
ClarifiCorp™ insists Panic Reframe™ is not meant to replace safety systems.
“It complements them by ensuring narrative stability during high-intensity moments.”
The company confirmed that pressing the fire alarm still works.
However, Panic Reframe™ triggers first.
Final Thought
ClarifiCorp™ isn’t trying to stop meetings, emergencies, or confusion.
It’s trying to control how they sound.
Sometimes that means a meeting never starts.
Sometimes it means a crisis becomes a bullet point.
Either way, alignment is preserved.
And according to the dashboard, that’s what matters.
